Dear Atlas

next time you’re about to send that bitchy text about a minuscule event unworthy of a real argument or discussion, step back and think for a second.  if one of your guy friends received that same text from his girlfriend and showed it to you, would you call her a psycho?  if yes, delete text.  if no, send away.  don’t start something over nothing.

you’ll be surprised how many texts you’ll end up deleting and how much better you’ll feel about yourself and your relationship.

letting someone put his/her ice cold feet on your skin to warm up.

if you’re utterly in love with your boyfriend one day, cheating on him with some kid the next, then claiming you’re in love with ANOTHER kid a week later, you clearly don’t understand what love is.  (you also need to stop slutting it up.)

and just because someone is good looking doesn’t mean that they’re dateable.  oh, i know.  common sense.  but people just still don’t get it.  open your eyes.  ask your friends for advice.  you may not want to believe them but they probably see things more clearly than you do.

basically, stop acting like you’re 12.  unless you are.  in which case, do it up!  but stick to first base at least until you hit puberty.

don’t forget about them.  seriously.  do one right now.